My various rants :
Inflatable women, no matter how busty, just don't fly
Male Car
Framing my Mother
Spud Gun
Grapejuice and Employee Handbooks don't Mix
Shooting a bear, and a Moose
"Human Beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe
so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? Quite astonishing"
-Death, Hogfather